Now my like previus post, I promised the story of the hot chick I met at my brother's gym and the iron man treadmill. Now da reason why I picked dis particular treadmill was mad simple. It quiet, it brand new, and it is right in da corner where nobody can see me or bug da shits out of me. Black man's gotta have his privacy righ?
Anyway, I met this hot young lady named Janet running on my treadmill. I put my moves on her, telling her I went to prison saving another girl's life and she liked dat. AFter finding out she was a health nutritionist, I was sure she was mad smart in making me healthy. I axed her how many doritoes it takes to gain a pound and she kept laffing and shit. But it was cool, I later found out it takes like shittt, um 10 chips? Damn man, I gotta run and jog more because I LOVE da doritoes, dat crap inspire me to eat and workouts more and git MAD SWO, right dog?!
Anyway, she and jogged on the iron man treadmill together, which is why I love dat ironman edge treadmill review. It so big and roomy it can fit any fat man, woman, or two people and stuff (I don't dink it's smart but whatever, iron man treadmill is MAD high quality and sturyd). It supports mad weight and we weigh total like 350 pounds or some shit. It also gots this stupid tv shit on it dat like I never use cuz it mad fuckin' small but Janet liked it because it show her favorite tv show da office wit michael scott. My brother came in later and got mad because he was scared janet and I would break that iron man treadmill so we got off and went to go see the dark knight (mad cool movie, joker is DA BOMB) and now she and I are lovers - how kool is dat?!
Monday, August 25, 2008
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